Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
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For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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