I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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