My brain says no but my pants say off.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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