is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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