We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
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Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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