literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
