talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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