White coat. Heels.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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