he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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