she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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