i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
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Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
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He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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