Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
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