You're completely useless in the revolution.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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