im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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