whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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