you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
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Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
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I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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