It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
He has the fingertips of a God
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