i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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