I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
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my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
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Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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