Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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