i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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