Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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