party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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