Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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