Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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