How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
only if we run a train.
done.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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