So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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