Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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