Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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Ours, apparently.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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