I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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