she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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