thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
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The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
So apparently I’m into choking now
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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