Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
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He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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