i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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