in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
The feeling are messing with the penis
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
