Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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