that's an acceptable place to lick
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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