I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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