If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
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The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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