whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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