are you still at the devil's house?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
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I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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