Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.

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(281): View more from Texas

I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16

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(718): View more from New York

you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"

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(760): View more from California

You did not just play the dead husband card again.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night

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(708): View more from Illinois

You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.

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(303): View more from Colorado

His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.

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(559): View more from California

I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.

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(315): View more from New York

I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween

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