I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.