he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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