2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize