I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Drunk is a universal language darling
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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