The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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