hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father