At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
farters have to be the big spoon...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
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my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
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I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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