Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
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Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
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'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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