I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
another moral hangover. fuck.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
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I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
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Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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