I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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