question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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