fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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