i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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