I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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