She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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