Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Dignity is for republicans.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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