Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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