I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
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If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
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We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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