Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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