Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Randomize
